otaku4prez:

Teacher:  Why are you always late?

Me:

nickthegeekbear:

hotcommunist:

rehlaxe:

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon
they’re all dead
the moon is killing people
wake up america

yungtraplvrd:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

better yet, the mom reads the guy’s texts to him so he can feel as uncomfortable hearing them as the women had felt receiving them

SOMEONE START THIS SHOW IMMEDIATELY

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

• made you vomit
• lasted between 2-3 days
• stopped you from being able to walk or run
• made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

• woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

• made you pass out

don’t forget

• made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

karaokekarkat:

dumbscar:

karaokekarkat:

dumbscar:

date me

will there be potato 

7 whole potato

we ride at midnight. bring potato

the-humdrum-gatsby:

- my english professor